Something occurred to me the other day. Kars doesn’t have any kind of ring on him. So, does he not have a Wedding Ring of Death or does he just not have an antidote?
Or, God forbid, is his ring somewhere we can’t see?
Ok but can we talk about how happy Wammu looked when telling Joseph “the good news”?
Speedwagon: JoJo did you manage to defeat the Pillar Men?!
Joseph: No, but I’m married…
They’re actually very honest and brave warriors
Say hello to the wedding ring of death, guess where its goes? A hints not on you finger
Wow…that wording, Wammu
Joseph is straight but the Pillar Men definitely gay
What will Susie Q will have to say about this?
I wonder where kars ring went😏
Joeseph is married to 3 people. Waamu, Essidisi, and Suzie Q
The reason why Kars didn’t put a ring inside Jospeh,was because Kars knew that he was gonna be invencible so he couldn’t drink the antidot.
This is why I secretly ship Joseph with Wamuu
to bad that jojo clapped wamuu
So this us why Mohammed said His Aorta was cut.
Actually no, he died in the 7th century, so it must have been a cousin of Wamuu.
AC/DC:and I keep the antidote for the poison in my nose ring. Me:ew boogers.
That’s definitely a 17 in deception
“guess where it goes….a hint, not on your finger…” 😏
“Say hello to the wedding ring of death. Guess where it goes — A hint; not on your finger.” Is the best out of context quote from jojo without question
AC/DC: hahaha I was wondering when you was proposing
Jojo: wait what
Wamuu: here is a wedding ring
Jojo: woah hold up I didn’t even say yes to the proposal…
When Wamuu speaks, I can only hear Xemnas.
Wamuu’s *T H I C C*
if you keep pressing 0:00 a few times, you’ll get a new meme…
this is gay.
This made me laugh so hard because of what i thought where it went 0:42
If you don’t yell “cock ring” at 00:42 your doing it wrong or your lying
Joseph Joestar gets proposed by two Aztec Gods of death and I’m here alone.
Sigh, I wish two burly vampire Aztec gods of death would shove their rings in my windpipe ahd heart and propose to me via death.
Why is this world so cruel? 🙁
Sir Blade Same
Reality: Dating to Kneeling Proposal to get a Fiancee to Marriage.
Pillarmens: Hold our Rings*
I already shipped Whammu and Joseph, rewatching this just solidifies the ship imo.
Is…is wamuu’s voice actor also the voice of zasalamel
1:18 UMA THURMAN, FALLOUT BOY
Japanese wamuu: esidis
actually the japanese is acdc and the american one is esidisi the creator of jojo loves western bands
1:43 why is that so funny
For a second I thought this was going in a VERY different direction
He’s a very good question of very good one why in the hell do you keep telling them where you keep the antidote
D&D dungeon masters, *_THIS_* is how you punish your bards for trying to finesse your villains!
So wamuu have the antidote on his lip ring and esidisi have the antidote on his nose ring?!
Yare yare daze….so gross
F.B.I I think we’re all better off not knowing.
and there is kars’s on his… uh
hint: not in your finger
me: wait what
Is it bad that I thought he was gonna put the ring on his dick
When he said that the ring doesn’t go on your finger, I thought at first, that it was a….
Well you know
A Cock Ring
“Are you sure you want to do this? I’ll give you a chance to take it back”
Master acdc… Ok
Jojo’s Bizarre Marriage
I don’t know how, but the dub made JJBA even gayer.
I want Wamuu to tell me a tale of souls and swords.
Shoulda went mgtow there , Joe
My heart and my throat
Guess where the 3 ring goes
( ‾ ʖ̫ ‾)
My Heart and my Throat
*I CANT STOP LAUGHING*
literally they sound ugly what the fuck did u guys do …. im so sad
Guess where it goes. A hint, no on your finger
Anyone else thought it would be a cock ring or was it just me
Airplane Towards the Sky I also thought that
Xemnas proposing to Young Xehanort 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:04 Is that an Ace Attorney’s sound?
0:40 “Says hello to the wedding ring of death! Guess where it goes. An hint: not on your finger”
0:50 OH MY GOD! It is not even on the neck! (Though it is too small for the neck)
It’s worst then operation.
1:41 OH MY GOD! It’s fit the neck! (Well, it is the oesophagus but still).
Ugh, I feel strangled!
Lol Kars’s proposal ring gose on Joseph’s anus and the antidote is on his… Well you know… So so when he fucks him later on in the story he gets cured and that’s why we didn’t see it.
Wammu the most honorable Pillar Men
Now I can’t help but wonder if Star Platinum could have safely removed the Wedding Rings.
bismar syauqie thinking better now I think Golden Experience could save him by turning the rings into a part of Joseph’s body
@Linus Mota maybe, but crazy diamond didnt have a great eyesight as star platinum have, so maybe josuke would kill joseph or make him dying ( and theres a possibilty that josuke couldnt save joseph in time cause the poison would spread faster before the healing proces)
Maybe Crazy Diamond could
Probably not; any attempt to remove them releases the poison.
Aww their engaged
It’s crazy how we come back to the Roman coliseum 3 parts later
As Elroy once said to Day Day, “Looks like you got yourself a fatal attraction on your hands, boy.
The only acceptable form of gay marriage.
All things considered, it’s a better deal than divorce court.
I remember Caesar said to Joseph he will never get a girl.
So Joseph get a 2 buffed man instead.
I can’t image the reaction Joseph told his wife about being proposed by two buffed men
And then proceed to get a girl because he has lips
Dungeon Master I do too
I see that as an absolute win
0:45 just close your eyes and let your imagination run wild
I thought it was going to go on his cock
Omae WAMUU shindeiru!
Does kars have a ring toos?
Did Xemans just got married to Nigel Uno?
Why is Wamuu so damn polite
Couldn’t Joseph have just gotten the rings removed in surgery? Or was that beyond medical tech at the time
Any attempt to remove or danage it will also spread the poison
Ruphite it would kill him
Never in my life did I ever think I would ever combine words to describe a situation as “threateningly gay”
0:17 I love Joseph’s *“dis dat bullshit”* face.
If jolyne got the wedding rings of death AHH! MY BREASTS AND MY OVARIES!
Labib Hoque gotta call his Daddy 😂
What about a third ring?
*glances at Kars*
@Sub-Visser Sixty-nine I don’t think people wear rings on their knees…
Lady Lavender I get what you’re saying, but his knees weren’t ever shown either.
There’s only one part of the body Kars never exposed 😉
Fuck, with the way they pronounce Esidisi’s name, they’re not even trying to be subtle.
Did you Know that xemnas and wammu have the same voice actor
british man gets fisted by buff aztec stripper while best friend watches [18+]
Xvideos is shaking.
Your face is fitting to the nasty vibe of your comment!
Uw U best gay porn ever uwu
@Dark Power omg XD
Don’t you mean.
“British man gets fisted and deep throated by Aztec strippers”
see i thought…… that goes somewhere else than his heart…. this just shows that im a slut for joseph
You see Araki thinks *outside the box*
Too bad he can’t look *in the box* of the characters abilities and personalities
*Ahh my heart and my throat*
This isn’t average every day gay.
Joseph joestar: proposed to by the Aztec gods of masculinity 😎
Imagine if it was actually a cock ring and after 33 days he won’t be able to have kids
PapaKranianus no more rings for me
Or the ring would just fucking obliterate his dick in 33 days. That’s even worse
Wouldn’t you like to know where my ring is
I would like to know Kars sama!
Sex = Useless!
Where Ultimate Kars
I thought it was going on his dick
안돼 반지 두개는 중혼이라고!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!그나마 카즈는 반지를 안걸어서 천만다행이지 안 그랬다면 카즈는 우주로 추방당하면 죠죠는 끝나는데….그나마 와무우 와 에시디시여서 다행이지…
the wedding ring of death part is funnier without context because it’s worse in context
Sheesh and I thought a regular wedding ring was bad enough
Joseph: “I want a divorce.”
Wamuu: “Sorry, but it’s till death do us part.”
@sangbum follower I Think So
Is Waamu a Catholic?
Joseph: Damn, say no more fam.
Weak and dead. 😂
Is it me or does it sound like whammu says master ac/dc in the beginning
bluestreak045 He did say that actually. Although in the show, it’s spelled “Esidisi”
the pillar men are so underrated
like that dude was still living when he was just a HEAD
Dire managed one last attack as a head.
@Patrick O’Brien Dio struck Jonathan’s throat with two space-ripper eyes, which were the cause of his death.
Yes we’ve never seen any Vampire Heads attack a JOJO before, HAVE WE?
Kars managed to go to Mars before we could
so was Dio!
So Suzie Q is technically Joseph’s third spouse; all in less than a year no less.
So DIO the thot slayer deals bonus damage to Joseph.
「Funny Valentine」 isn’t dio since he’s about 90% jostar and was adopted by the jostars technically count as the jostar black sheep he even let his kid go in acknowledged instead spending time on a bed with a black man who basically worships him.
Joseph is true harem protagonist, eh?
That is a true statement he cheats on her constantly
He also made himself a kid with another woman. Joseph is true black sheep of Joestar clan.
Good thing Kars didn’t give Joseph a ring, otherwise he would’ve just died.
Kars is sociopathic enough not to challenge Joseph with a ring. He’s not really an honorable man unlike Wammu
Question is where would he put it? Spinal cord? Brain stem?
Kid: Hey mom what’s that Green clouds up the Atmosphere! did NASA Explained it?
JOJO FANS: *INTERNAL PANICKING*
Even if he defeats Kars the ring will be floating in space
I imagine Kars’ wedding ring goes down where the sun don’t shine
Kars Kock Ring
@King MCZephyros testicles
@NiteZ Comments YUP
@King MCZephyros URETHRA
Destroyer Creater WORSE
Heh…..I counted and got 84
Sheesh Jojo…..pretty quick if ya ask me
Esidisi’s voice is fucking hot
-and so is Wamuu’s-
Esidisi also has kink powers lol
Well, Esidisi does have fire powers 😛
0:41 I can’t help but imagine a lone stranger who stumbles upon watches and hears this whole scene out and then in this moment shouts out,”Ha! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!”
*Wammu, Esidisi, and Joseph look over at him at the same time*
Wammu: Jojo if you help me fight this human I will release you of the rings.
Joseph: Ight that’s good with me
shut it chang
Meh….Cock Ring of Death would’ve made for better suspense frankly….and that’s pretty much what everyone was guessing when he did the “guess where it goes? not on the finger…( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” part lol
I wanna see that doujin
OH SHIT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PEE WHEN WAMUU HAD SAID IT CAN DISSOLVE IF IT IS DAMAGED AND MY PEE IS AN ACID OH FU-
Would’ve probably been officially classified as a yaoi anime instead of everything yaoi BUT yaoi sex and other intimacy
Wamuu: Take a guess where this wedding ring goes. I’ll give you a hint. Not on your finger.
Joseph: …are we talking about a cock ring?
Wamuu: We are talking about a cock ring.
Dan The Enigma robot chicken green lantern
The moment you realize Joseph was proposed to by two 7 foot tall Aztec men.
All in one night, too
Aztec Fitness Gods.
Why couldn’t it be me 😔
That momwnt when you realize that Wamuu is voiced by the same guy voicing Kurama in Naruto and Xemnas
@Gladys Putri nah that’s gross
_Sora VS Wamuu_
Tagmon74 OH MY GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHDDD!!!!
“AH! MY HEART AND MY THROAT!”
My hamon and my clack(ers)
mlg evan 0ver9000 my dignity
MY BANK ACCOUNT!
You’ll thought this comment will be anothee “MY” but afterall it was me! KONO DIO DA!
-Say hello to the wedding ring of death. Guess whereit goes? Not in your finger.
-What are you doing with THAT???
Read at your own risk
*o h n o*
@Bethany Davis I’m ashamed to say that I think I know the fanfic they’re talking about. It’s literally titled “What if Esidisi had a dick piercing instead of a nose piercing” and it’s on Archive of Our Own.
@I’magaymess Please tell me the fanfics
Odd how all the Pillarmen call Joseph Jojo and not by his actual name.
@samiamtheman 73 Also because the J is never used in italian so GIO is a great workaround if
Ultimate Kars is the exception.
“I shall commemorate this occasion with the ABSOLUTE ERADICATION OF JOSEPH JOESTAR!!”
Skyrogue19 Somewhat in a wayn at best the JoJo’s is just called JoJo once (well minus Giorno) at the start of the story and then never again since Stardust Crusaders? likely as a way to tell the reader that “Yep this is the JoJo for this part” since it’s always right at the beginning of that part Josuke 4 was called JoJo by the bullies at the start of Diamond’s is Unbreakable, Jolyne only gets called JoJo once by her a****** lawyer at the early part of Stone Oceann and then tells him never to call her that as only her mother is allowed to, and I’ve yet to truly read part 7 and 8, but I’m sure Johnny and Josuke 8 were called JoJo at the start of their stories
+Skyrogue19 I heard the nickname dropped out when multiple Jojos appeared in parts. Makes it less confusing.
Jonathan: JOnathan JOestar.
Joseph: JOseph JOestar.
Jotaro: JOtaro kuJO.
Josuke: My nickname only makes sense if you read Japanese.
Giorno: GIOrno GIOvana. I know it’s spelled differently from Jojo, but fuck the spelling and worship part 5.
Jolyne: JOlyne kuJO
Johnny: JOhnny JOestar
Gappy: Same deal as the other Josuke.
Joseph, the only human worthy enough to receive a wedding ring from not one, but TWO Pillar Men. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Though to be fair, Esidisi only placed his ring for good measure.
@Lawrence Poon You sir, gave me an idea for a Stand.
Out of context
It’d be so traumatizing to Josuke if there are any surviving pockets of Pillar tribes still in hiding…with anti-Stands to counter stands via absorption
That was hella gay and awesome at the same time
It’s so bold and different yet still so awsome
I know right? I thought I was the only one who thought that.
Jojo in a shellnut
Joseph: You could’ve at least bought me a drink before proposing!
+Witted Acrobat19 Do we have proof they are male?
Wammu and Esidc at the same time: “WHAT ? WERE NOT GAY !”
Wammu:U didn’t ask
“Couldn’t you have taken me to dinner first?”
mrguy22494 I now pronounce Joseph and the pillar men frienemies, u may now fight each other
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